Funny food quotes:
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
-- Julia Child
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
-- Trixie Koontz
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.
-- George Miller
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
-- Fran Lebowitz
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.
-- P. J. O’Rourke
Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!
-- Tom Smothers
-- Yogi Berra
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
-- Julia Child
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
-- Trixie Koontz
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.
-- George Miller
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
-- Fran Lebowitz
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.
-- P. J. O’Rourke
Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!
-- Tom Smothers